A-Choo!!!

I have a cold. I wake up every 4am trying to see if I can cough up a toenail (so far, hasn't happened). My nose feels like the construction workers outside that wake me up every morning at 8am have snuck in and poured cement in it.
Thank heavens for decongestants (that you now have have to ask the pharmacist for!), and thank the good heavens above for nose spray. Seriously.....what wonderful stuff. Who cares that it's just as harsh on your nose as cocaine. Doesn't matter that the more you use, the more you *have* to use (like cocaine!). Go ahead snork it up, open up those sinus passages. Breathe free as God intended.

AAHHHHH.