Fresh Scent

OK, so. I've ranted twice now about you guys. This, of course, isn't fair. We girls have our fair share of rant-able qualities. So, here you go: equal opportunity ranting.

If you are walking down the street (this would be outside of course), and I'm behind you by several steps, and yet your perfume is making my eyes water and my nose tingle.....chance are you are wearing TOO MUCH PERFUME!!! (BTW this really did happen to me just a few weeks ago. Some lady, walking her dog. I got upwind of her ASAP!).

If you can smell your own perfume. Yep, once again, it's too much. We all want to smell pretty. But while you're trying impress that guy over there with your girlie, floral-like scent....he's not paying attention to you at all. He's too focused on me wondering why I'm crying and trying to tear off my nose. Of course I'm not really crying, and I'm not so much trying to tear off my nose as I am trying to stay ahead of the gush of....*ahem* mucous membrane. But the distraction is there, and you're Prince Charming is making a bee-line for the door, just in case I have something contagious.

Seriously. Cut it back girl.